Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Crowd-sourced Bookmarks Warn of Alien Invasion

[caption id="attachment_1507" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Photo by Scott Beale / Laughing Squid"]Photo by Scott Beale / Laughing Squid[/caption]

Here at Xmarks we are true believers in "the wisdom of crowds". Our servers analyze the 1.5 million new bookmarks that arrive each day and algorithmically generate a list of the most popular topics bookmarked by our users. We can trust no one bookmark to foreshadow a trend. Instead we aggregate millions of bookmarks into a Syndicate in order to uncover a glimpse of the future.

It gave us great pause to see what emerged on our home page today as the day's most bookmarked topics:

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Is this just a strange coincidence? Something more ominous and disturbing? We felt we had the responsibility to open up our Xmarks Files and put the truth out there to share with you.

If you think this is cause for alarm, be sure to consult our topic page on Survival for great preparedness resources.

6 comments:

  1. As I hope this is an Aprilsfool, all I can say is: Haha... :)

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  2. Please listen to me... I am from the future. The Large Hadrsbjbvf,,,,,,,,,

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  3. Don't listen to that Gaurav guy, he's so last year. I'm the future. Your only chance is to bow to your robot overlords, pathetic humans.

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